To Aileen: 10 ways to what?!

Note: aileen, i can't think of something informative with the topic u gave me. u could read my previous post here in my blog as a proof. In any way, i thought of sharing you this speech me and my dorm mate last year constructed for her speech com class. I just made some changes so it won't be that long..

title:(you don't have to mention the title,maintain a friendly aura, don't orate.hehe ) How to flirt?The art of flirting

You don't need to deny it..
You don't need to feel guilty..
Everyone does it..
Mr/s_____(name of prof) did (if married)/ does (if single) it.
I do it..
I flirt.

Ladies and gentlemen, please don't judge me. I'm only doing this to add some spice to this morning/afternoon's affair. I know my grade is at stake, yet, i took courage on constructing this speech for i know, you will be entertained. You will relate to this one, i knew it . So then, let me move on with my speech entitled: The art of flirting. Smile everyone, let's take this easy. i know you are all interested.

Flirting is not at all a sin, tell me who says so and i'll prove it isn't. Flirting is a common activity to human and animals that's why it is sometimes considered an art. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, an art.
Before you think of me delivering something senseless, let me tell you what are the advantages of flirting. Yes, it may seem self-fulfilling, a shallow flotsam but it has deeper advantages ladies and gentlemen.

First point, when you flirt, you tend to be friendly , and this boosts your confidence in interacting well with other people. For girls flirting makes them feel beautiful. Flirting gives them the power to prove themselves in the midst of an identity crisis or even at times when they feel they aren't special. This activity gives them the courage to stand up for something, to do something for themselves, to make themselves happy even if what they get out of this are mere thoughts of happiness. What do i mean? When people flirt, they tend to overlook at their own flaws and on the other hand steps their foot forward into something great , to something fun, something exciting. They might not get what they initially wanted but the experience as to how they tried to get it (note: it here refers to someone or something) makes it fulfilling, makes it worth it.

Second, when someone flirts, he/she opens another pane in her Johari window, something which he/she or the others do not know about him/herself. This activity helps him explore his capabilities, test his wits and even prove his existence. This shallow and cheap activity (as what others may think ) has great and deeper implications and benefits to him/herself if only he tries to scruitinize it and dissect the activity's nature.

Enough of the advantages, i know you're getting bored. So then, let's move on to the HOWs... Guys and Girls, listen.
Here are some ways on how to flirt conscientiously:
1. Eye contact matters. If you want to catch someone's attraction, maintain eye contact. They say the eyes are the windows of the soul, but in this battle, your eyes are your weapon, your sword and your coat of arms. Your eyes will expres s whatever you want to say. Make a good eye contact, maintain it and you'll surely get his attention. Tip: when you already established an eye contact, try to look away or look down and then look back. This would make it more seductive. Just make sure you're eyes won't be that too sensual and seductive or you may transmit the wrong notion to the subject.
2. They say long-haired women are now out of fashion, but i say they are still men's universal choice. For girls with long hair, when in the battle field , you need to flip your hair in the most graceful way possible. Always make sure your hair is always smooth, shiny and fixed. Use creamsilk! (joke lang eto ah, kaw kung sasabihin mo, haha). Expose your neck, men are attracted to long necks. For short-haired women, just be prim and proper and follow the next tip.
3. Fashion tip: Studies say that men are attracted to long neck, as i have mentioned earlier, so use clothes which bear your shoulders and your neck. Hanging outfits are not advisable this time, tight-fitting clothes emphasizing one's torso are better.
Since I'm running out of time, let me give you this one last tip (kunwari marami ka pa sasabihin, palusot na lang ito, kunwari tingin ka sa watch mo.hehe)
Here it is: when you make contact with someone, i.e. a tap on his/her shoulder, make it on his/her left. Why? biologically speaking, emotions are contained in the right hemisphere of the brain and since the nerves connected to the brain are twisted behind the neck, one could get to one's senses and emotions through the left side.

There you have it ladies and gentlemen, but before i end my speech, i would just like to give you a disclaimer: this speech was not constructed to promote promiscuity nor defend immorality. Flirting is not bad at all for as long as you know you're limitations. You may end up in a long-lasting relationship after flirting or you may just have a short-term, click-inspired one. Liberty is given to all of us, yet it is our duty to exercise it well. Just as what Albus Dumbledore said, our choices define who we are, far more than our abilities.This activity could ruin your self-portrait if uncontrolled. Flirting is not a sin for as long as you don't make it to be one. Now i will ask you guys and girls,mam/sir? (tingin ka sa prof haha) will you flirt or not?
Thank you..




NOte: xenxa sabog ang speech, wla nako maisip.. uhm.. impromptu eto, wala ng conceptualization. haha..